British Pornstars

When you think of the word porn, what is the first thing to spring to mind? I can guarantee it’s not Britain, or the UK, or anything related to this country whatsoever. The home of porn is certainly not this country, and is more likely to be somewhere in the United States, somewhere like California or something like that. I don’t know why there is this prevailing thought relating to this industry because I would imagine that every country where porn is tolerated has some kind of hub or nerve centre that is widely known, within and / or outside of that country. However, I can safely say that I’ve never heard of any British pornstars before (although I have a friend who is quite heavily involved, but that’s a story for another day).

The history of its legality in various countries the world over is quite interesting, and quite surprising too. Did you know, for example, that Denmark was the first country in the world to legalise pornography in 1969 (quite an apt year for such a change to the law)? Me either. Or did you know that Japan is the largest producer of porn in Asia? And then again you have the Philippines, in which any kind of pornography is completely illegal – but there is, according to some reports, a porn industry nevertheless in the country worth around $1 billion. Other countries, such as Thailand and Singapore, enforce laws against pornography distributed within the country, but they are relatively lax when it comes to porn available on the internet, which can be looked at without any kind of penalisation at all.

It’s no wonder that internet porn is so popular. In many countries where it is actually illegal to look at porn of any kind, and where it is not available in shops – either general or specialist – the next best thing is to get online to search for porn. However, some countries like China impose strict blocks on the internet which stop anybody from being able to watch porn of any kind. Bizarrely, Hamas in the Gaza Strip has also attempted to set up a kind of ‘Great Firewall of China’ of their own, with very limited success.

The moral of the story? Count your lucky stars that you are probably reading this from a Western country who couldn’t care less about what kind of porn you watch online!

Top Black Pornstars

My friend I think has a certain fetish for a certain type of woman. Now, I know that’s a strange way to start an article, but it’s true. He is obsessed with black women. It’s kind of strange, because every single girlfriend he has ever had has been white – one of them was actually very pale and very ginger, which couldn’t be more opposite to the kind of women I know he likes gawping over when it comes to porn. Strange, eh? I think perhaps this goes for a lot of men: the kind of porn that they look at, or their favourite porn to be more precise, is not necessarily what they are actually ‘into’ when it comes down to the nitty gritty of actual sex with an actual woman. Not being one who’s really into porn all that much, I wouldn’t know the truth in this. Maybe it’s just my friend who seems to want to keep the porn world and the real world apart from each other. It’s probably just as well, because none of his past girlfriends, nor his current girlfriend, could do anything to become like a dark skinned woman.

So, anyway, to get the point, we are the kinds of friends who buy each other Christmas presents. Maybe this is just a tradition that comes from school, because our group of friends used to exchange gifts before the school broke up for the Christmas holidays. The gifts have, obviously, changed in theme and flavour throughout the years and this Christmas is especially strange. I’ve never purchased porn for anybody, let alone somebody of the same sex – something about that seems rather odd to me. But, nevertheless, I think that I’ll go for it and get my friend a porn DVD for Christmas. Obviously, it has to be something about black women, otherwise it won’t really be a good present. I was thinking that I’d get him a kind of showcase or something of the top black pornstars through the years – I did a little bit of research on this and was surprised by the illustrious history of black women in porn. For instance, arguably one of the most famous black pornstars is Jeannie Pepper, being active from 1984 right up till the present day. Finding a picture of Miss Pepper, I could see why my friend was so into black women – though I can’t think why he wouldn’t let his fantasies cross with real life.

The Best of British Pornstars

If you are somebody who watches a little bit of porn now and again (and don’t say you don’t because there is probably more likelihood that you have seen some than not), you will notice that there seems to be quite a lot of different nationalities of people involved. But something you don’t see a lot of – and yes, I do realise that what I’m writing seems somewhat ridiculous – is British pornstars. Is that just me? Yes? No? Maybe? Perhaps. But it definitely seems to me that there is some kind of void in the porn industry and in this void, well, maybe there should be a little more that caters towards British sensibilities. I am not sure, however, that featuring British pornstars would do much for British taste or anything like that. I actually think that the British taste is to go for more exotic things. If you just look at how we have behaved in the past with our colonies and stuff, we’ve always loved a bit of something different – so maybe watching a lot porn that features American and Latin people, for example, is a more ‘British’ thing than watching porn with British actors in it. This whole article is getting a little silly, but bear with me.

It’s funny I should mention British pornstars because I actually have a friend who has become a pornstar. Well, I wouldn’t quite attach the word ‘star’ to that quite yet, but she is certainly a porn actress. It’s a very interesting  profession that’s for sure, but her progression within the industry has been something to take note of as well. She began just with photo shoots, solo, you know, just her stripping, but this has quickly progressed to videos, to toys, to other girls being involved in the videos too. I’m all for her going down this route – it seems to me that, the more I hear about her and her involvement in the porn industry, the more I hear about other British girls and boys getting involved in the industry. Does this mean that there is some new kind of burgeoning interest in the porn industry for British people? Maybe it’s a sign that, perhaps a little late, we are beginning to grow our interests. For many, the porn industry reflects a kind of plastic, American lifestyle, but perhaps now it can be seen as something more natural and authentic with British involvement.

Buy Bondage DVDs

I’m going to just come out and say it, but my boyfriend loves porn. I think a lot of men do. Me, I am not crazy about it. He’s tried to get me to watch it with him on occasion, but I just don’t find anything appealing about it. Half of the time they are dodgy, bad quality videos that have been filmed in a very amateur way, and the other half of the time, they’re just as dodgy but high quality, cheesy, and the girls involved are totally plastic. It’s actually the girls that is the most annoying thing about porn videos. They are totally fake, totally unrealistic versions of girls and women who are watched by men, who then go onto think that women should be styling themselves like this. And, even worse, they are – being in porn videos – doing things that normal women, in the bedroom, don’t even dream of doing: some of the things I am sure that I have never even heard of before. Even so, with all these bad things in mind, I am not against people watching porn – each to their own, as they say.

So, my boyfriend recently told me that he’d like something different for Christmas, something that he wouldn’t buy himself. I was thinking of all sorts of things, and I could certainly come up with a lot of things that he wouldn’t buy himself, but many of those things he probably wouldn’t have liked anyway. So this year I’m going to throw him a total curve ball and get him a porn DVD for Christmas. (Is that a crazy idea? I really don’t know.)

I’m not saying that I’d buy bondage DVDs or over 50s porn, or anything wildly out of the ordinary like that. I thought that I might get him something that has a tongue-in-cheek ring to it, something more lighthearted. With that in mind, I have been looking across the internet, low (and the things I’ve seen have been pretty low, I can tell you) and high, for the perfect porn DVD. I think what might go down quite well is a parody of a famous film, but redone in a pornographic way, yet keeping the same characters and storyline. He might really enjoy that. Anything else, well, anything else I probably would not approve of – well, not that, but I certainly wouldn’t to buy anything too disgusting for him, would I?

The fantasy of foot fetish DVD’s

 Somehow, my boyfriend got me into appreciating feet. Not in just an aesthetic way, but in a sexual way. I know it’s a strange way to start a sentence, but really I hadn’t noticed how sensual the foot can be before. And it all started with a simple foot massage. I’d heard about people before, having their feet massaged and having orgasms as a result and I thought, well of course this is going to be a load of rubbish! But how wrong I was.

It was incredible. He offered to massage my feet and I grudgingly complied, giving in just to his wishes so that he wouldn’t feel upset. Besides, I told myself, it’s only a foot massage. The thing is, it wasn’t just a foot massage. It was so much more. As he rubbed my feet, his hands covered in oil, my head swam and I closed my eyes. Tingles and waves of warm energy made their way up from the tips of my toes to the top of my head. It seemed that every point on my foot, whether it was my big toe or my heel, corresponded with a part on my body, so that as he manipulated my feet, random parts of my body pulsed with pleasure at the same time. By the time he was finished I was completely aroused, I was wet, I was in some kind of strange heaven that I had arrived at, I suddenly realised, by simply having my feet rubbed.

After this, we started getting more adventurous with our feet. My boyfriend informed me that he was going to buy foot fetish DVDs, and that we could watch them together. To be honest with you, I never thought that I would find the sight of a woman handling feet and sucking on them in any way arousing, but I loved it. We took away some pointers from the DVDs – we gave each other footjobs, for a start; me pumping his cock with both of my feet, still warm from the shower, or him gently teasing my clitoris with his toes as I held my pussy apart. Each experiment we embarked upon brought new and exotic pleasures to the table. I began to enjoy sucking my boyfriend’s toes. This was sometimes more than he could bear – by that I mean that it was his favourite thing. Before I knew it he would be fucking me hard from above, holding me by the ankles as he teased with and licked my feet and toes.

It may sound strange, but it’s a veritable heaven that you should try.

Bondage DVD’s

Whilst we all know that it’s quite acceptable these days for people to watch porn, the type of porn that they’re watching is often the subject of contention and debate. For many, the traditional boy-on-girl, man-on-woman stuff is the only kind that’s acceptable. For others, this line extends to girl-on-girl (of course, these people are going to be guys, or girls who are that way inclined anyway). There are infinite other combinations that include as a set of variables everything from hair colour, the type of sex involved, race, weight and size, and of course, gender. Everything outside of the standard straight sex scenario, which often will have that standard foreplay, blowjob, sex in a few positions, and a cumshot at the end, is considered a fetish by a large portion of the porn-watching population. One of the ‘fetishes’ that falls under this semi-unacceptable label is bondage, or S&M.

In fact, bondage differs to S&M in that the latter tends to include either threats cause pain, or the inducement of actual pain itself – done in a certain way as to feel pleasurable for both the do-er and the do-ee. Bondage involves some elements of this (and so does S&M include some elements of bondage), but really it’s more about having somebody tied up in some way, to a bed, to themselves, in various positions that leave them in looking prettily precarious. In any case, these kinds of pornographic scenarios are seen by many as the true root of all evil – even by those who see porn, traditional porn anyway, as an acceptable thing. If truth be told, however, bondage has been around for as long as sex has been around. Even the Victorians loved a little bit of this in their strange, two-faced society.

To buy bondage DVDs today wouldn’t be to be causing much offense to anybody, I would say. Having an open mind about these sorts of things is not going to be a bad thing – if anything you’re going to open yourself up to a whole new world of pleasure. If you’re in a couple, buy bondage DVDs and try to convince your spouse to watch them with you. You will be surprised at the reaction: trust me. There is nothing more satisfying that seeing your partner get off on something that you’re quite into yourself. The fun really starts when they suggest that perhaps you should try it out yourselves…!

The definitive list of the best UK pornstars

With so much emphasis usually put on US porn stars, we’ve compiled a list of our favourite British porn stars to help redress the balance. From well-known names such as Linsey Dawn McKenzie and Hannah Harper down to lesser-known stars such as Natasha Marley and Alexis Silver, we’ve covered all bases with our 9 favourite cock-hungry sluts.

Alexis Silver

Alexis Silver is pure filth – nothing else. Her dark hair and huge tits are known all over the world and her cock sucking skills are second to none.

Natasha Marley

This blonde bombshell is one of the new style of British porn stars, with the natural looks of the girl next door combined with her ability to get down and dirty on film.

Kerry Louise

Kerry Louise’s huge FF tits have propelled her to the forefront of the UK porn industry. Having starred in a number of popular films as well as Brazzers, she truly is one of the rising stars of British porn.

Alicia Rhodes

This insatiable Mancunian is a huge fan of anal sex and can be seen in a number of films gagging for a hard cock to cover her in cum. A former glamour model, Alicia Rhodes discovered porn and has not looked back since.

Cathy Barry

Cathy Barry is one of the biggest names in the UK porn industry, having gained a reputation as one of the filthiest women in the industry. Hardcore does not even begin to cover it – her love for double penetration, gang bangs and anal fucking is second to none.

Emma Butt

Coming in at a leggy 5ft 11in, Emma Butt’s 34GG tits are legendary throughout the UK porn industry. Having been in porn since 2004, her huge fan base continues to grow due to her love for multiple cocks and genuine love of good sex.

Linsey Dawn McKenzie

There is not a man in Britain who hasn’t heard of Linsey Dawn McKenzie, and fewer who aren’t familiar with every curve of her fantastic tits. Known for her all-girl and solo work, she has recently ventured into straight porn and is a former page 3 girl.

Ashley Long

Having entered the industry through being chosen by Ben Dover in his Find a Pornstar competition, Ashley Long’s career has flourished on both sides of the pond, having starred in a number of hardcore movies both in the UK and the US.

Hannah Harper

This shy and retiring Devon girl hit the porn scene in 2000 and has appeared in over 80 films since. Having taken her stage name from the names of two of her school friends, she is never coy about what she does and happily fucks on video for all and sundry. Easily one of the most sought-after British porn stars at the moment, Hannah Harper has worked with such legends of the UK porn industry as Ben Dover and has worked on both sides of the Atlantic.

Jules Jordan Videos

 

Jules Jordan is one of the most popular male adult actors in the world today. The 40-year-old Pennsylvanian was born as Ashley Gasper and began working in the porn industry when he got a job in his local adult video store, Excitement Video. Before long he had left the company and started to film his own videos in the local area.

 

His movies were originally distributed by Evil Angel, an adult video company owned by John Stagliano, the pornographic actor and producer known as ‘Buttman’. In 2006, Jules Jordan set up his own video distribution company called Jules Jordan Video. The company has become well known for its zero tolerance approach to video piracy and copyright infringement and has been known to file many lawsuits against alleged copyright infringers.

 

Jules Jordan’s videos have won a number of awards stretching from 2001 to the present day, with his ‘Lex the Impaler’ series proving particularly popular having won Interracial Release of the Year numerous times. The company now distributes videos for a number of adult directors including Mike John, Erik Everhard and Alexander DeVoe. A number of hugely popular porn stars are now signed to Jules Jordan Video, including Alexis Ford, Samantha Saint, Jenna Presley, Gina Lynn and Kagney Linn Karter.

 

Also known as the Master Blaster, Jules Jordan has 84 videos listed on the Adult Film Database and the Internet Adult Film Database lists him as a performer in 135 titles and attributes 163 director credits to him. He readily admits to being a ‘self-confessed pervert’ since the age of 18 and now focuses on what he calls his ‘volcanic movies’, consisting of young women with pert backsides involved in intense passionate sex.

 

Jules Jordan Video’s zero tolerance approach to video piracy and online video sharing is highlighted on its Google Transparency Report which shows that 77 requests for content removal have been made to Google by Jules Jordan Video Inc, represented by Removeyourcontent LLC, consisting of the requested removal of 45,107 videos between July 2011 and September 2012. A tricky court case which lasted between 2007 and 2010 first found that Jules Jordan Video’s copyright had been infringed a number of times, with Jordan being awarded $5.4m in compensation. This was later reduced by half on the basis that Jordan’s copyright claims were subsumed by Jules Jordan Video and that the copyright registration was invalid. The copyright claim was later reinstated at a further court hearing in 2010, with Jules Jordan Video stating that it was unlikely to appeal.

 

Having found its own niche in the adult video industry, Jules Jordan Video continues to be hugely successful and is expected to continue this success in the years to come.

The rise of porn parody DVD’s

Porn parody DVDs are enjoying an ever-increasing share of the adult film business right now, with more porn parodies being shot and released than at any time in history. In fact, many industry experts are hailing XXX-rated parodies of popular films and TV shows as the saviour of the porn industry in the face of free online porn and dwindling DVD sales across the board.

No longer considered gimmicky, porn parody DVDs such as Only Fools and Arses, Buffy the Vampire Layer and Shaving Ryan’s Privates are soaring in popularity with many well-known adult actors and actresses landing roles in such films.

Some of the mooted reasons behind the huge success of porn parody DVDs is the fact that they are fun to watch, a good gimmick that you might buy a friend as a jokey present, and with high production values the customer really feels they’re getting value for money. Besides, we shouldn’t ignore the fact that viewers do quite like seeing their favourite characters having sex with each other. Although many TV fans might fantasise about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, we now get to see her have a sex life in a DVD which is infinitely marketable in the mainstream media. Here are some of the most hilarious and intriguing porn parody DVDs on the market today:

Batman XXX: A Porn Parody

Vivid Video’s Batman release is easily the bestselling porn parody DVD of all time, appealing to those who like Batman movies and those who like costumed sex. Needless to say, Catwoman, Batman and Robin all appear in the final scene…

This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2: The Butterfly Effect

The sequel to Hustler’s Star Trek XXX sees the crew captured by aliens from a distant planet, giving a whole new meaning to ‘beam me up’. Although the make-up and special effects are impressive, seeing Captain James Kirk having sex with an alien is just a bit too… weird.

Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan

Another Hustler number, this one is something a little different. It follows the format of a mockumentary – a documentary-style film which is entirely false and scripted as a parody. It shows Lindsay Lohan in a lesbian relationship with Scarlett Johansson – something many men wish was true in real life.

The array and variety in porn parody DVDs on the market is immense. From realistic mockumentaries to downright hilarious superhero spoofs, it would be remiss of us not to say that there is ‘something for everyone’. Yes, it’s an old cliché, but if we can’t use it here then where can we? In an industry where the traditional porn film is being taken over by free online alternatives, these higher-budget productions are something which can be considered almost untouchable by the free online market, and therefore should have a much longer shelf-life than most other adult DVDs.

Top ten female porn stars

 

Trying to decide Britain’s top ten female porn stars is a somewhat subjective matter, but after much *ahem* research, we’ve put together a list of our ten favourites:

 

10 Carmel Moore

 

Carmel Moore is a British porn star now working in America, having won Best Female Actress at the UK Adult Film & TV Awards in 2007. She boasts huge tits, a slim waist and a style that’s filthier than lump of mud in a puddle.

 

9 Lolly Badcock

 

28-year-old Lolly is tanned, exotic-looking and as wild as they get. Born in Nottingham, her reputation is growing all the time and she is an increasingly popular star of some pretty filthy films.

 

8 Anna Lovato

 

A new player on the scene, with her first hardcore scene filmed in April 2011. She’s a UK/US glamour model, too, and is sure to become a growing sensation over the next few years.

 

7 Delta White

 

Delta is 31-years-old and from Watford. This petite, blonde beauty boasts a number of tattoos and piercings, if that’s your kind of thing.

 

6 Kerry Louise

 

Known for her boundless enthusiasm, Kerry Louise also sports a number of tattoos and has been working more closely with a number of large US studios over the past couple of years. Certainly a name to watch for the future.

 

5 McKenzie Lee

 

Born in Leicester, McKenzie Lee soon realised she could earn good money working in the local strip club. She soon moved into films and has had a glowing career ever since.

 

4 Michelle Barrett

 

Michelle Barrett was born and raised in Sheffield and shot her first porn scene in 2001. She has since appeared in over 375 hardcore movies and is one of the best-known faces in the business.

 

3 Holly Wellin

 

Born in Wigan, Holly Wellin has been modelling since the age of 16. As soon as she turned 18 she started appearing in porn films and has been in over 375 movies since 2004, her popularity continuing to grow all the time.

 

2 Alicia Rhodes

 

Born and raised in Manchester, Alicia Rhodes is known for her curvy figure, blonde hair and huge 34DD rack. She began as a hairdresser until her then-boyfriend encouraged her to start shooting adult films. She is known for her hardcore anal and double penetration scenes, having starred in over 250 movies.

 

1 Hannah Harper

 

The undisputed Queen of Porn, this busty blonde bombshell was born in Devon and moved to London at the age of 18 to pursue her modelling career. When she visited the US in 2001 she decided to start acting in a few films, leading to magazine shoots. She has since made over 150 movies and is by far one of the most recognisable faces and bodies in British porn. Her natural looks are popular with many viewers and she promises to be one of the biggest stars in the industry for years to come.